A heart warming story of triumph

I often spend hours of grueling work researching ideas for my upcoming children's books. Ok, I'm actually looking at porn, but I would like to see you write a book while typing with one hand. It's not easy. Today, while conducting very intense research, I stumbled upon a heart warming story of triumph, success, overcoming against all odds, and bumping uglies. It was brought to me by a little thumblogger account known as "Amputee Gallery". Here we find the story of Pedro a cracked out looking young man who apparently lost his leg to lions. A setback that this young drug fiend has turned into a wonderful career in pornography. What must be for the first time, this ugly as sin man is slinging pipe to young ladies he didn't meet behind the 7/11, and making a living. Pedro has truly turned what could have been a tragedy into into a victory. May he inspire us all, should lions eat our legs, to figure out how to use our disability to bang chicks and profit. Cheers to you Pedro!

Meeting Other Smart People and some not so smart...

There has been a wonderful response to the announcement of my upcoming children's books. A fellow blogger named mozey, who was previously unknown to me has even gone as far as taking it upon himself to create some beautiful animations in preparation for the upcoming books. Thanks mozey! I will be sure to send you an autographed copy of my books upon completion.

Apparently, a lot of my new readers came from a site called "ribbet" after my buddy Mike posts a link there. One user went as far as to attack my blog for having links to both wikipedia and free porn. Well, all I have to say about that is if you don't like wikipedia it's obviously because you're not smart enough to read it correctly, but at least your distain for porn also indicates a lack of libido, so we don't have to worry about you reproducing anytime soon.

As for Meridian I also appreciate your comment and your blog is nice as well. But, if you would like to make something bold in the comments you can use html tag for bold instead of using slashes like you did with /b/.

Thanks again everyone! Stay tuned for more updates on my books!

A friend in Germany

A friend of mine is currently traveling in Germany. Being that I am well versed in international culture, I always try to offer my friends advice when traveling abroad. You may not know this, but in Germany, people greet one another by doing the "Give me five up high" instead of shaking hands. I could not believe that his travel agent failed to make him aware of this prior to his departure. Understanding the native culture of the country you are visiting is very important. On a previous trip, this same friend was able to awaken the shock and awe of the Japanese people when upon my advice he greeted them with their customary "Hiroshima Hiroshima Ha Ha Ha" greeting. He said that although he could not understand what they were saying, he could tell from the amazement on their faces and the enthusiasm with which they spoke, that they were impressed. I wish him the best of luck and greatest of times.

Until my next post,
Seig High Five!

A new beginning

Today I decided to start a new beginning.

I've decided to retire from illustrious technical career and write children's books. My first book is about a young monkey named Harold who learns tolerance and anger management. It's called "Mothafuck, bitch, stop stealing my bananas" I really think the kids are going to love it. The other book I'm working on deals with the tough situation that children face when discovering their parents' sexuality. It's called "Why is mommy screaming no no not the pooper?".

I have created this blog, much like a journal, to track the progress of my new career. Thanks for stopping by and sharing these moments with me. If you would like to order a copy of my books when they become available please let me know in the comments and I will be sure to contact you when they are completed.