Thursday, June 5, 2008

A heart warming story of triumph


I often spend hours of grueling work researching ideas for my upcoming children's books. Ok, I'm actually looking at porn, but I would like to see you write a book while typing with one hand. It's not easy. Today, while conducting very intense research, I stumbled upon a heart warming story of triumph, success, overcoming against all odds, and bumping uglies. It was brought to me by a little thumblogger account known as "Amputee Gallery". Here we find the story of Pedro a cracked out looking young man who apparently lost his leg to lions. A setback that this young drug fiend has turned into a wonderful career in pornography. What must be for the first time, this ugly as sin man is slinging pipe to young ladies he didn't meet behind the 7/11, and making a living. Pedro has truly turned what could have been a tragedy into into a victory. May he inspire us all, should lions eat our legs, to figure out how to use our disability to bang chicks and profit. Cheers to you Pedro!